Flight attendants are not supposed to accept gratuities.

The kid was sitting right behind me on the last flight…..SCREAMING. I had on noise-cancelling headphones and I could STILL hear it.

I like how he goes from being upset this guy is asking for videos and pictures of his girlfriend to begging to see naked videos and pictures of other peoples' girlfriends.

Look, in all honesty, this is a stupid story.

Look at this ALS charity hipster!

You might feel differently if you had a family member with ALS.

Watching the 10 o clock news here in Chicago and they spent more time talking about Sam being cut than the Bears cuts. Oh, and the best part....as they were doing the Sam story, the ticker had the Sam story.

Its not unfortunate at all. If anything, its a good thing based on your reasoning. Being treated/evaluated on his merits alone is the goal of living in an unbiased. Had they picked him for fear of a PR backlash one way or another - that would be unfortunate. Its a good thing he got a fair shake and his abilities…

This just highlights how screwed up Kinja is that your brain dead comment shows up. His comment was a joke you nitwit.

wow, see this is a story I'd like to hear more about. Has ESPN touched on any of this already?

Maybe it was a big deal for MLS, just nobody noticed because nobody gives a fuck.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

GIGANTIC HANGER

Just please god make the Estate concept. Or make Jalopnik stop using it for EVERY GODDAMN PICTURE. If it doesn't stop soon I may have a terminal case of blue-balls.

Well, technically it's for mail fraud, which is a Federal offense. Once he used the US Mail to commit the insurance fraud, by definition, that makes his use of the US Mail a crime. The feds don't take too kindly to mail fraud.

That still cracks me up.

Relevant:

Well, they are clearly talking about normal accidents, not people who sort of want to kill themselves.

Insurance fraud is a big deal. I feel more for the heat-of-the-moment manslaughter criminal than I do the premeditated insurance fraud criminal.