In the movies, OCP created Robocop to keep the underclass down so they could take over and remake the city in their own image. Murphy's personality re-emerged as the story developed and he rebelled against his masters by the end. I think it's overall a positive message, albeit one wrapped in dark satire and…

Nope. They ruined a classic.

I first read the headline as "RoboCop Throws Out The First Punch At A Detroit Tigers Game Tonight".

There's one thing I like to point out in your mindless rambling. He didn't just say "Scariest fucking thing ever!" He said ".....in my fucking life" HIS personal experience, not someone else's. So your point about artillery shells is just coming off as oddly aggressive for no reason.

or we don't need $300 dash cams because not everyone who lives here is a criminal.

They're assholes for not giving their wealth to him, clearly.

Who was he racing?

he should have just stuck around and had more damage done.

So, because the guy in the blue shirt screams "Keep racing" I think we can probably guess that the Aventador was "racing." It's possible this is actually a fairly abandoned street and the person in the Lamborghini was just doing some gentle launches, which is not racing, which would make the guy in the blue shirt a…

I have a hard time believing anybody wants to stole these files. The game looks like crap.

You don't really understand what taking a company public really does, do you?

Jalopnik: dear fucking lord, please stop writing about financial topics, even if they do relate to the auto industry. When your writers aren't getting the basic concepts wrong (not pointing fingers at this article, specifically), your readership base is making me want to crawl into a hole.

You're a fucking idiot.

Holy shit! Why were they taking video of the truck in the first place?

Props to that cement truck driver, that could have been much much worse.

I had some good times fucking with people on there. One guy pissed my friend and I off so bad we made a screen name similar to his, but swapped out an "o" for a zero... something like t00damnfast instead of toodamnfast. We put up a FS post in the classifieds with all the pictures of his well know Jetta mk V put his…

Huh? He moved him out of the way so the car could go, not so it wouldn't run over him.

It is fuel cell. FUEL FUCKING CELL. This is the future.

Yeah but it isn't a real Jaguar.