No need for guns to murder people, now they can use blades. We shall call them Bladerunners.

Kotaku is one of the only brands on this site that still has journalistic integrity going.

Remember when journalism required research....You should give it a try some time.

Woof

The semi-yearly joke that keeps on giving and never gets old.... -Satan

You are daft.

Go back to Gawk.... theroot with your bullshit commentary.

S is for a stupid comment.

Dear JOhn,

Wow shaming someone because they have less many than you. Real fucking nice douchebag.

You mean it was less dangerous than what you wanted them to perceive? Nawwwww.

Nailed it.

Not adequate when you realize you used to be a family of four before cars & coffee.*

Because a young ‘writer’ did this article and she lacks perspective. Jalopnik is about quantity over quality these days.

Then your doctor sucks. On the prescription bottle it will also read don’t operate heavy machinery under the influence (or something like that).

What a dumb comment... Driving on prescription drugs(such as Oxy) is illegal. It doesn’t have the backing of ‘big pharma’. Get a grip.

What is with the childish writing?

People eat the hot dogs at gas stations? Yikes.

Why are your tires so expensive? Why are you spending so much on tires when you make $15 an hour?

Fuck that, I value my time over hunting for a few pennies saved.