Obvious sarcasm is obvious...so username checks out?

What are cars Jalopnik readers wouldn’t buy new for $500 Alex?

Really.

People who work at them.

4mins too late

“when a dealership puts about 40 cars in it, then the parking garage should probably be expanded a bit.”

Nah, the scum level goes:

1. How is this a lifehack...? Oh wait, it’s not.

Right, because people haven’t complained about it before this article...

Given how badly hammered the southeastern USA is getting hit, do you really want it? I do appreciate the symbolism though. Reclaim from the twats with half a brain in the south.

Teenage girls are babysitters, not boys. Why? Because teenage boys are dumb little shits until about their mid 20's.

It’s amazing how off the mark you are. Please continue on with your long tangents. They’re amusing.

That’s not what happened, but you can make false equivalents if it makes you feel better.

You could say that about anyone who was duped into a Ponzi scheme. They should do hard jail time like anything either scum that does this nonsense.

Theft.

/You are the exact reason people call dealers stealership. You are what you hate. You are defending a douchebag who had no reason to test drive/speed/drive recklessly. She was getting an air filter / oil change.

Does Tesla run over Leaf or zapping Leaf?

Amount of Jalop’s buying a new car ~1.

Some of the plebeian brands just too proletariat for you?

And yet Hyundai exists...