Disappointed it’s not called The Bourne Discrepancy. Or The Bourne Insurgency. Or The Bourne Propensity. Or The Bourne Malignancy. Or whatever.

Well. Somebody loves to singa about the moona and the juna and springa.

Danny Rand returns from his trip to Coachella.

In Tony’s defense, Peter’s probably an intern. Interns get all the work nobody else wants to do, like go fight super-soldiers. You’re not going to tell a Harvard MBA to steal Captain America’s shield; that guy’s busy making a Powerpoint.

Javascript is not grown-up code: it’s a terrible shitstorm of how not to develop a programming language.

‘Nuff Said

I’ve got an idea for Han Solo casting. How about they cast no one and just not make the film?

done and done.

Drony McDroneFace!

He’s just exercising his right to bear arms.

Other than the badge, is there anything American about the Focus RS at all? (all Focus RSs are made in Saarbrücken, Germany, Team RS is based in Dunton, England)

My God, Katharine, if I was grading this in a first year English lit. paper you’d be getting a hard F. Yes, Kipling was an imperialist Englishman with some seriously unlovely views that were entirely typical of a man of his age and background.

I think if you’re going to lead with something as vulgar as “Rudyard Kipling was a racist fuck and Jungle Book is imperialist garbage” you have to balance it out with a more intellectually robust analysis. You might have a sound point but without a substantial argument, it just comes across like empty trolling.

“Reminder: Rudyard Kipling Was a Racist Fuck and The Jungle Book Is Imperialist Garbage.”

I agree. Besides, even if you and I didn’t agree, the US is bound by treaties that expressly define torture (and we did it).

Why doesn’t the US Navy have a precision frozen Butterball® turkey launcher and call it an unfortunate bird strike?

I just rewatched AoU a couple nights ago, and yeah: like many of the things that people (including me) complained about, this is actually supported in the film itself. It’s just that so many of the ligaments are done so concisely that they slip by on first viewing.

TBH I changed my Twitter profile name to The Tildancient One immediately after I typed it here in an attempt to make it a thing.