So you actually had a specific job, and didn’t do that job for a while? That is different. This guy has never worked as a geologist, not for a week, not for a day. If you got a degree in accounting 30 years ago, but never worked as an accountant, you can’t call yourself an accountant.
Nearly wrote “Florida Man” about five times while putting this together.
Cheese graters.
Damn I need one of those finger lasers.
In a former life, I used to work 911 dispatch for ‘good ol’ Sherrif Joe Arpaio’ and OMFG I hated these calls. I would get about 15 a week and the breakdown was typically 80% Hispanic 15% black and 5% unsure.
Rover Main? :P
It uses a mixture if asbestos, lead and orphan tears to keep it just the right consistency.
“I had the pleasure of sitting there quietly and listening to two completely separate one-sided conversations.”
You’ve obviously never seen Bound. It’s my favorite lesbian crime thriller.
Needs more dogwhistles. “He can’t read defenses” will be the next one up.
I’m here for the ‘he’s just not good enough to warrant a job in anywhere at all in a league that’s employed Trevor Siemian, Brandon Weeden and Brock Osweiler in the past year’ truthers.
Yeah he’s one of those guys who looks like he might be honorable to people, but it’s mostly cause he barely ever says or does anything, and if he does, he does it quietly. He lets other loudmouth Congressmen divert attention away from him. True snake in the grass.
I’m gonna call shenanigans if Ganymede Sea Rat isn’t on the menu.
At worst, you’d be able to ballpark it within 4-5 minutes. Any time you’re running a race over an hour, you know how many hour intervals you’ve done unless you have significant brain damage. And you know which 10 minute segment you otherwise finished in.
All very good points. Thanks.
I feel like it’s the difference between a five minute mile and a four minute mile. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY that has ever worked hard enough to get under five minutes would make the mistake of thinking they had done it in under four.
The only thing I disagree with here is this: “They may not remember their exact times down to the second, but NO ONE will mistake a four hour time for under three.”
“Ich bin Ayn bullshitter.”