Not sure if it’s a cost-cutting measure or if it’s just Americans getting dumber, but WOF (and Jeopardy for that matter) seem to be pulling from the Golgafrincham Ark Ship B recently.  

huh, its showing as landscape on my Australian computer. It probably auto-rotated on yours due to the coriolis effect

Counterpoint: You clearly don’t understand the challenges that come with being poor.

When in doubt, always shoggoths.

I’m tired of these fucking cocksuckers teasing my fucking balls, forthwith and verily.

Tim is good at his job. He’s not that good at his job.

I ... apologize in advance for any future wars, media or otherwise, that may result from their publication.

You know that the NFL was paid millions of dollars by the U.S. Military every year to push pro-military propaganda, right?

Didn’t her company go bankrupt? I bet she didn’t see that coming!

She was on an episode of “The Cosby Show” called “Eat, Drink and Be Wary.”

“Interesting pitch, Lars Von Trier, but Disney feel that we want to go in a...different direction...for the next standalone film.”

I’ll paraphrase an old Yiddish expression of disdain my Great Aunt was fond of “May you own a motel with a thousand rooms and be found dead in every one of them.’

As a quick comment—there are 2 common kinds of miso you can find in the US, white and red. White has a much sweeter flavor profile, while red is more earthy and savory.

As a non-American, I want to say this: Prior to 2017, I had always thought that America was a nation of kind, compassionate people blotted sparsely with the ugliness that invariably exists in any large group of people.

You have to admire their staunch opposition to changing tradition. They’re even going to go as far as not winning a World Series for the 70th season in a row.

I for one am appalled by the continued censorship of pro-child eating viewpoints by the liberal media. Cannibalism is a complex issue, and the American people deserve to hear both sides.

That sounds an awful lot like book-learnin’, son. You best watch yourself.

I do work in the auto industry. Between the general boom and bust nature of the industry, the reliance on trucks and SUV’s for the big 3 like gas will never go up, and the added pressures of who knows what future tariffs; I am trying to change industries.

China: