So, the difference in growing up with and without social media is that the crazy stuff old fucks like me saw as a teenager doesn’t get memorialized. So here I will try. I remember my senior year, one of my classmates had broken up with her boyfriend, and spent a week in a kind of scary, monotone depression over it.…
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some of their stuff ain’t bad. It’s actually kind of relieving, because it kinda proves that not all Christians are awful and that they have a sense of humor. I mean, http://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-announce-plan-pretend-fiscally-conservative-moment-democrat-takes-office/
Believe it or not, there are a bunch of Christians out there who not only aren’t extremists, but know how to appreciate a good joke. I actually know a few myself. They are, admittedly, somewhat rare (370k out of an estimated 2.2bn worldwide in 2010 is ~1.7%, after all), but they do exist.
This is the first time he’s emailed me in a while. He hounded us a lot after Sandy Hook.
They should postpone this movie until it’s been, say, six months since the last U.S. gun massacre, thus assuring that it would never, ever be released.
Selective enforcement of the law you say? Good idea. Ask minorities how they feel its worked out for them.
So you’re cool with an officer who has probably handed out thousands and thousands in tickets to people for doing the exact same thing? Depending on how fast they got up to, it’s straight to jail for you or me and at least a $1k fine. No, fuck that cop and I’m glad he was caught. Should never be allowed behind the…
Here’s the problem in Chicago - all your car has to do is be sitting on the street and, bam, you get fined. Many apartment buildings and even a lot of single family homes have no off-street parking.
Not at all. The militarization of police has been an ongoing complaint that gets consistently ignored by those in power.
The cops are too scared to show up without their AR-15s. But yes, students, you should feel safe. Am I the only one that has never been comforted by police with huge guns?
Hear me out: aircraft carrier elementary schools.
What if they do it while kneeling?! The country may literally explode.
This would work.
Holy SHIT these assholes can’t get out of their own way.
The failure rate is considerably higher on these.
Firestone made a lot more 500s than Goodyear made G159s. The rate of failure on the G159 is higher.
I’m gonna have fifteen babies and put them all on the steaks-and-massages-Welfare-free-money program! Then I’m going to spend all of my rent-and-bills money on movie tickets and avocado toast! /s
I’m spending my George Soros bonus check on a vacation to some Socialist country!
It took us a while to successfully commit this much voter fraud, you guys, but we did it. We finally did it.