Fuck Luxembourg, the goddamn dime-store knockoff Liechtenstein.

Yeah but that free two day shipping with Amazon Prime.......

Let’s talk about the moment where we decided to stop watching.

Mine was jussst after the season 5 premiere premiere. I was two episodes in, fell behind and just didn’t care enough to catch up beyond reading blog posts about it. Yeah, I’m that guy.

Nailed it.

While I certainly understand that the way videogames “glorify” violence can make people uncomfortable, and there is absolutely some stuff worth unpacking there, this strikes me as completely ass-backwards.

Geno✔@GenoSmith3

Surely your computer has one of these? You should be able to easily scroll by articles that offend your delicate soul. If not, they’re readily available on Amazon.

That’s not an unpopular opinion, just a stupid one.

$95 profit?

You had to bring up the horse...

Here is the poem in its entirety. Thousands have failed to decipher it, but perhaps you will be one to finally figure it out:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,

I think you mean a big “W.”

He got caught trying to sell his Ford GT.

He’s balding and his name is Nair? I see a lucrative endorsement deal in his future.

Someone blew a gasket, just like the Focus RS! Sorry.. too soon?

Jurassic World 3: We Swear Nothing Wrong Will Happen This Time 

That’s what I don’t get. Even if we were to accept that crisis actors exist (they don’t) the notion that one would get hired to talk about a beech boogie board incident?? “Oh, he just goes from crisis to crisis.” THE BOOGIE BOARD CRISIS! WHY DID WE FORGET THIS??

Pretty amazing range. He can go from acting in something as serious and tragic as a conflict with a lifeguard over a boogie board to something as inconsequential as the preventable indiscriminate slaughter of innocent children with an assault rifle.