That sound is the head gasket warning chime from the car.

Ok, that’s funny, I don’t care who you are.

They are going to absolutely shit their pants with ecstasy if they ever go to a Neil Diamond concert.

Every single detail in this story makes me want to set shit on fire.

If a person can’t have confidence that Speed 2: Cruise Control is going to be great, then what possibly is reliable in this life?

Back in 1997 I was out in LA visiting a friend. She got us 2 tickets to screen a movie. Free! Popcorn and soda included. BEFORE the movie started while in line, some dude with a camera asked me to plug the movie. Remember, free popcorn and soda. “It was GREAT! I’m gonna see it again!” I said. The movie was so bad I…

I’m really tired of the “taken out of context” excuse.

Rude of you to go into the future and steal Cillizza’s work.

now if we could just get the trial broadcast on Snapchat we’d have the 21st century Hell trifecta

i liked Scott Baio a lot more when i forgot he was alive.

Accusations on Twitter! Denial of allegations on Facebook!

There are pimps and drug dealers that take cards? Why am I still at work!?!

You make excellent point. Historically, Hollywood has never pressured women about their appearance.

I can’t tell if this comment is weirdly mysoginistic or just funy, so I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt: and they should take their shirts off too!

No, Mr Larson.

I watched this movie again last night, and really tried to watch it with all of the major criticisms in the back of my head. Honestly i like this movie more each time i’ve seen it.

Agreed. My RS has been just fine. It isn’t using coolant, is amazeballs to drive and is quite easy on the eyes. The ride is a little rough, but you don’t buy a car like this for a cushy ride. My GT350 is amazeballs too...

I hope that magistrate enjoys she new Elise!

Yes. Yes you did.

I guess I asked for that...