“general repairs on the RS have been an epic headache, not even on really unusual stuff, need a new rim, it’s on national back order for a month and a half, need a reinforcement bar for your bumper..”

Home of Bob Dylan! I’m disappointed the shitter sunk there.

The car is amazeballs levels of fun. It honestly sold me almost instantly over a seriously tough crowd.

No no no. The trick is to make sure they last 100,000 miles, that way there’s plausible deniability if the 100% failure rate develops between 100,001 and 150,000 miles. Probably something the owner did wrong and so on and so forth. If you design them to blow before 10,000 miles you’re never going to get that big…

It takes a certain amount of time and evidence to build a case for a service advisory that contains up to 270,000 hours of dealership labor.

Let’s all just by happy that there are at least that many Ford Focus RSes in the world.

I’d love to see you try to explain this.

Jesus, I give up. You are too dumb.

Post script: Even I want to punch myself after reading my half-assed Slack ranting assembled into a paragraph.

She would definitely see him coming.

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

Yes! No snark at all, my singing is even worse than theirs, but that video just embodies pure joy.

The family singing the Skol Vikings song in about 39 different keys was the best fucking part.

Consent?

Same same. GET OUT OF BOUNDS TO STOP THE CLOCK AND KICK THE... oh, that’ll work too.

This is nice, especially all the signs for Williams:

You say you don’t care if they get blown out, but as a Panthers fan, let me tell you it sucks. I mean, it still feels good to be able to say we have two Super Bowl appearances, but the fact that one of them kicked off the Patriots’ dynasty and the other was a humiliating loss that made people unfairly pile on our…

“Then he found Diggs at the 34-yard line, and I thought Diggs was just gonna hop out of bounds to stop the clock. For a split second, I was like, “What is he doing?!”

The scientific burden is not to prove that something is not beneficial. The burden is on the promoters of the cleanses to establish that they are. They have not met that burden.

That sounds really hard, I'd rather just drink some tea and poop my way to healthy living