I’ll say it again. I love that if the other owners force him out, he’ll make like $5 billion AND it’ll ruin his life.

That’s a gouda response.

There’s only one way the NFL can repair it’s reputation now: By suspending Tom Brady for the entirety of the 2017 season.

It isn’t just the rock, it’s the person holding it, and that car looks like it had been the receiving end of some serious rage. There might have been enough left to do some serious damage — to the cop, to the victim of the domestic dispute, and perhaps to one or more of the many innocent bystanders in the vicinity.

Nobody kicks out of the Hogan leg drop...NOBODY.

“Even if they can’t afford the game, people should be able to experience it”

In the 2016 Conan becomes Supreme Overlord of South Korea.

The power of science is amazing!

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

Coconut Monkey.

You mean if he took something from an unwilling participant? I guess hypotheticals will have to do.

So what’s wrong with confabulating a word when matriculating a phrase ?

If I were Romo’s vet, I’d be having a very difficult discussion with Candace right about now.

Everytime Romo breaks a bone one of Jerry Jones’ escorts get their wings.

“I can’t tell if you are a white supremacist, a radical Islamist, or paid by the Kremlin.”

Yes, it’s such a shame that the people Russia is bombing are able to fight back.

I’m on the Fencer on this issue

This. This time a billion. There is one of the monstrosities on a used car lot that we pass every week to go to church. My wife thinks it looks like c3po, I think it is an abomination that needs to die in a fire. Fugly fugly car.

I must be the only person alive that wants to see Tebow play in the NFL again. And I’m an eagles fan. AND I hated Tebow in college.