Douche bag, Internet.

Laura is clearly asking for it.

Could Slick Rick have lead me astray?

Ooh this is my chance to say it to someone else for once: Great username/comment synergy.

That song is so last Willenium.

Nas wrote that song apparently. It ain't hard to tell.

If we don't scroll down, how can we comment without reading the article?

What happened, Will Smith? You used to be cool.

Such is life.

Looks like he picked the right week to start.

Looks like he picked the right week to start.

Well it helps us avoid our lives, so that's a start.

For me, it was when Whataburger brought the beef to a rap feud.

He already haunts our dreams. Leave our damn Pokemon cards alone.

Am I supposed to manually keep track of these or do they get tallied on my Disqus profile?

There are no small girls, only small directors.

I think I was confusing Eisenberg with Andy Samberg.

Michael Cera.

SPOILER ALERT

AV Club is not jury duty.