Wont somebody stop him from thinking of the children.

I love that ragging on lazy AV Club memes is becoming the latest lazy AV Club meme.

Whataburger might have added beef to this feud, but only In-N-Out is adding meth to their drinks. Now you can get meth with your shakes, as well as shakes with your meth.

"We have to be very careful with how we do the rape scene."
- Mac, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

This is still the AV Club and not The Onion, right?

Clarence Carter was desperately seeking medical attention but every one just assumed he was a pervert.

A double Dicking

Hey yeah!

Dick Butt

I've started drinking bleach. You can't get high off it, but you do some stupid shit when you're on a bender of bath salts.

James "Sniffin Jimmy" Woods

I think you libeled him. Or would have if he didn't have such a massive coke habit.

How much coke would James Woods snort if James Woods could snort coke?

No one called German could be an evil man.
- Neo-Nazis

I'm probably not the first to suggest this, but can we make James Woods official nickname Sniffin Jimmy.

I'm looking to sneak some casual dog jizz.

Well I got here just in time then.

When you someone Avenged Sevenfold it.

The Unauthorized Story of James Woods Coke Dealer

Lego horses. With armour.