Go tell Guy Fieri. He's the one overloading on carbs.

Upvoted with a sigh.

Even BIG rapped that he wouldn't run from the cops because he'd have an asthma attack.

We have a saying where I work. "The boss just gave me a pineapple ". It's the perfect way to describe our boss's overreaction to even the smallest issue. It's also one of the most commonly said phrases.

Pervy fan fiction. Is there any other kind?

Stay out of my territory.

Yes, write about…

It already exists. I didn't create it.

*Googles "Farthammer"
I don't know what I expected.

Of course they are opinions. What I responded to was an opinion. I'm not sure what you're point is.

But The Matrix sequels did suck, and LOTR was terribly boring from the beginning. I would happily watch the first Matrix or TDK right now.

What a stupid, made up sounding name.
- Metta World Peace

Im seeing double. Eight Olsen babies!

Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.

This is where the John Denver comments belong. Sheesh… amateurs.

My problem with the article is the reverse midas touch. Surely that makes everything he touches turn him to gold.

We use AV Club to avoid work. Don't ruin this for us.

No trans fat chicks.

I never realised that's what the AA in his name stood for. It actually makes a lot of sense.

Its not so much different personalities as different levels of sobriety.