That headline… Are we not doing "phrasing" any more?

Like people, some animals are just jerks.

I'm not familiar with any of your fancy, big city, branded alcohols. I only drink directly out of the bathtub.

Laughing way too loud on the train at this.

Its the therapy afterwards for Sean that will be the biggest expense. And by therapy, I mean whisky.

Just because we haven't doesn't me won't.

Was this comic and article written by Gary Larson?

AA Dowd has heart but My Foot Up Your Ass has a foot up his ass.

The Highlander union demanded that there must be more than one. Sean Connery was the union buster.

Classic Jon Alvarez

And there's my next band name.

Don't praise the Mohd

Leg sweep
Leg sweep
Accidental ice attack
Leg sweep

Carl Weathers fatality involves making a stew with his enemies bones.

There you are! The barista has been waiting for you.

When she doesn't give herself to him, of course.

He gets results you stupid chief!

I cant top that for synergy.

I have no idea what you're talking about. *shifty eyes*

Im imagining a system where people can upvote and comment on your search history. Its not even 20/4 here. DD/MM/YYYY FTW.