Anakin should have married Cheryl Tunt.

Bring back the slide whistle, AV Club.

Reptile wins.

I'm OK with ongoing costs since I was paying for maintenance anyway. The fact that I no longer have any software at all when I stop paying just shits me off.

All I got out of the article was "Pied Piper… Silicon Valley is back!"

I watched the first season of Real Husbands of Hollywood. The only big laugh was provided by Robin Thicke of all people.

If this was some C-grade celebrity, this person would be shown some level of respect after their death. Even the occasional "I didn't like their work but…". Because this is a nobody with a mental illness and a strange appearance, all bets are off.

Pineapple Express

I was also called Grandpa on AV Club today in regards to porn viewing habits.

I don't think I could name any porn stars besides Chaisey Lain and Ron Jeremy.

Mad Max: Mad Men

Are you suggesting that no one went to the wake to make sure all the crying and commotion wasn't a fake?

To Pimp A Conspiracy Theory

I cant speak for everyone but im doing more than my fair share.

You might need to watch the documentary Avenging Sevenfold. Its all covered there.

If AV Club could just post articles about Taco Bell and Cookie Monster, I'd be fine with that.

Copernicus is your example of how the Catholic Church got it right?

It's not going to 'bate itself.

But what does that mean?

I'm hanging out for the Michael Richards version of Wesley's Theory.