It got way too commercial by the time "putting a toothbrush next to a mug" came out.

Yes, white guys shouldn't have afros.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I got into this album much quicker than GKMC. When that first track kicks in, holy shit!

This was a throwaway line but I've now over thought it.

Please don't summon the Dark Lord of Disqus.

Oh come on. This week has been shit.

Oh I get it. I get jokes.

Hey, if they didn't want people to fap to it, they shouldn't have so many scenes of trains entering tunnels. I know exactly what they're getting at.

Sexually.

I aim to please.

I'm currently writing a TBBT/TMNT crossover movie.

Stay out of their territory.

Synergy!

Coincidently, we're all writing erotica ABOUT you.

I watched a dinosaur porn once. I think they were pterodactyls. It was exactly as hot as it sounds.

Stupid cancer, be more funny.

Henceforth this day shall forever be known as Sam Simon's Day.

Finally some decent content on that site.

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