2 dicks for a nose instead of the normal 1 dick for a nose? What a freak!

The police who commit the crimes, and the police who investigate these crimes and sweep them under the rug. I think the devil is going to fit in just fine.

I'm already familiar with that procedure, but what the heck.

At least God is being consistent. Job was a pervert that deserved to die and he lived to 140.

Amateur

Damn I bet that comment felt good.

Why does everyone here hate Mohd so much?

The Gang Kills Rocky

It certainly wasn't intended to be the focus of the article. I had to keep reminding myself of that.

Calm down sugar tits.

I feel like I've done all the work for you, and that still burns.

I didn't pick up that it wasn't until I got to your comment. I was quite concerned about the new direction AVC was taking.

Great clickbait there. Including the name of a legendary album in the title that you're not discussing. You got me AV Club, well played.

There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world.

I couldn't figure out what I recognized the actress from for the life of me, so I'd say "her?" is entirely appropriate.

Girth… that's a funny word. Can I use that?

I would love to see an episode of Nathan awkwardly trying to win over / make friends with the Emmy voting panel.

Corn versus a freak off his leash.

I didn't really think this through.

I was saying boo-easts