why do we have to do this

Mad Capsule Market. Opportunity wasted.

You almost gave me a heart attack Luke! Please don’t do this again man...

I though it was going to be another “canceled because reasons” post.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

This is among the stupidest fucking things I have ever read. You should be ashamed for having written it, and if your parents are still alive you should apologize to them. You should also be questioning all of the life choices that led you to the moment where you wrote that nonsense and hit publish. And no one gives a…