It’s my favorite annual rite of spring: the Penguins ripping the heart out of Capitals’ fans collective chest, in the most painful way possible.

This is hotter than my gf being tougher than Blake Griffin take.

Could have been a four game sweep the other way except that it never could have been?

No surprise, the pacer is always the worst car on the track and promptly gets the eff out of the way so the race can actually start.

It’s easy. If you look at only the uppercase letters, they spell “The payoff was not worth the small effort it took to figure this out.”

The capital letters spell out ‘3-1'

Game 4 is Sunday.

OTOH, TNT Commentator Shaquille O’Neal eloquently expressed what many fans were feeling over Thomas’ loss he said “Mrrump grmmhrm huunpmhrs drmmmhuhnnp urhmp.”

You speak the truth. That said the events at larger open air stadiums are much better than the ones inside arenas.

Honestly, I’m more impressed by the fact that it looked completely unplanned and he just saw an opportunity and went with it, as opposed to him having already planned it out. That takes some quick thinking to go from accident avoidance to “holy crap I’m doing a handstand!”

You know what I would do if I had a net worth of $29 billion?

Any fucking thing I wanted.

Lots of words just to say Cavs win.

The 3.6/8-speed combo is very good. Well kept, it will have no issue going well into the 200k mi mark with minimal effort.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

There I was, in a rental Dodge Caliber filled to the roof with all my pre-military worldly possessions. I was taking them from Tampa to Atlanta to store at my mom’s house to pick up at a later date when I no longer lived in a dormitory.

Hands down:

Might there be a rectal thermometer in every seat?

Not true. She could have called in sick, she was actually legally obligated to do so. She is a member of a union, if there was any pushback form the company, the union would have gotten involved and nothing would have happened to her. The only exception is if she is someone who continually calls in and has a pattern…

The Cadillac looks better. Way better.

I almost bought a GC-probably an overland or summit. Wife insisted on seating for 7 and ended up with an X5. I looove the X5. No SUV has any business handling as well as it does. But damn, the GC has an interior that is 95% the equal, has tons of power, and costs a lot less.