Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Before any Patriots fans comment:

I know the Patriots are arrogant, but could they really be THIS arrogant? The stuff about the headsets starting to work right whenever someone approached the NE sideline about it is just, impossible to not see as suspicious. That is honestly the maddest I’ve ever seen Mike Tomlin in an interview. He will give the old…

Wah. Sucks to have $100k+ to blow on an exotic.

Only a true villian would drive this generation of 7 series.

Right? Sorry, but you don’t get that label, no matter how much you want it, ma’am. I seriously doubt she’s gone through half the stuff most fat women have. That’s some Rachel Dolezal-level shit.

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

Sure. Eliminate conferences. There is no East. There is no West. No Up. No Down. Just circles of friends holding hands and putting snipped flowers into the barrels of rifles. Am I an Irish boy from Chicago or am I a being of pure energy born in the sun and to the sun returning, a circle unbroken and timeless? There…

I honestly don’t think it looks ugly. It looks like a fat Continental, or the Bentley Continental Charles the Third package as I will call it from now on.

Just because you can’t afford doesn’t mean everyone else can’t.

Thing is, the add is targeted to most people. Most people don’t know how cars work. They have some vague image of wheels doing something and that there are some thing to step on to make the car go and another to make it stop and big round thingie to make it turn. You can literally say that a car is powered by…

Goes well with my other ride

WTF?!

Ronda is currently dating alleged domestic abuser Travis Browne, hangs out with convicted rapist Mike Tyson, is a Sandy Hook truther, described a transgendered woman as “chopping her pecker off,” and referred to Cris Cyborg as an it...but yeah, she’s cool!

Tales from the New Horizons

Oh.

When I was a kid I wanted to break into Sea World to swim with the whales.

I think I just watched people die. That’s chilling