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6/23/15

Cue the “speed holes” meme

6/22/15

6/22/15

She shot him. Read the post dingus.

6/22/15

No, the wife is the murderer. He was the victim.

6/22/15

Honestly, they all fall down compared to the built in. Because I can be lying there in bed and remember that I need an earlier alarm and just say, “hey siri, wake me up at six thirty” and it happens. That is the killer feature that I have yet to find in any alarm clock app.

6/22/15

Sergio Garcia compared it to playing basketball without a backboard. Henrik Stinston said it was like “putting on broccoli.” Rory McIlroy said that was wrong, it was more like putting on cauliflower, broccoli is at least green.

6/22/15

Pretty sure this putt said it all. If this happend at my $20 muny I’d be PISSED.

6/19/15

He’s essentially the Indiana Jones villain of baseball. That thing belongs in a museum.

6/19/15

I can’t recall his name—but the guy who caught Kirby Puckett’s game-winning home run in Game 6 of the 1991 World Series was escorted to the Twins’ locker room right away. Kirby asked him, “What do you want for it?” He handed it to Kirby, saying, “It’s yours, I was just holding it for awhile.”

6/19/15

Yeah he’s a dick. yeah he juiced. But he needs to be in the hall of fame.

6/19/15

Dray is making an elite case for most-hated fuccboi in the NBA right now, right?

6/19/15

Shirt-blindness is a side-effect of paternity

6/18/15

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

6/18/15

Hood, grill, lights and position of license plate. 1990’s Hyundai Elantra.... here is pic with similar angle of view and dark color, with front mounted plate and same wheels as suspect. This is a 2000 Elantra pictured.

6/17/15

that jersey’s is gonna be at the local Ross for $3.99 next month. next to the larry hughes & ricky davis jerseys

6/17/15

This really says it all as to Most VALUABLE Player

6/17/15

‘The Cavs would have *really* sucked without Lebron’ isn’t much of a case.

6/17/15

To think if Shumpert makes that last second jumper in Game 1...

6/15/15

Is “watching submarine races” a thing people say when they go to a spot to have sex?

6/15/15

If he’s got the longevity like Tim Duncan we’re gonna see many more records broken as he continues playing. Looking forward to seeing what he’s broken by the time he’s 40. Crazy.