This joke will never not be funny.

I estimate he was travelling between 140 and 160 mph. He traveled the length of 5 or 6 dashed lines within one second of video. Each line represents 40 feet. He was travelling between 200 and 240 ft/s, which works out to 136-164 mph. As a point of reference, the car following him traveled the distance of 3 lines…

Should’ve checked tire pressures with a digital gauge. Probably was a couple PSI off on one side.

How to RETURN ANYTHING:

The black dude in the sport coat is Lynn Merritt. Nike guy. His job is basically to protect Lebron, so yeah, he was yelling at the camera guy

Well for starters, he’s not Thor but a 72 year old man.

Guess now we know how Optimus does it.

I’m mentally adding an Inception horn to this stunt now!

For some reason, I feel like if he wanted to, Christopher Nolan could somehow orchestrate this stunt in a movie.

Luckily, SportsBusiness Journal has answered this question for us. This is as of 2011:

Looks good in M Sport trim, probably has a subtle demanding presence in person. I’ve always kind of lusted after the 7 series.

Hot take bro

I’m looking forward to this jamoke getting elbowed in the face by the devil HS softball catcher.

*Barf*

I can see how having a beard would hurt your likeability and general marketability.

Maybe you should change your name to ReallyOldBeigeGuy.

Triple G is an absolute boss. Basically said hey these people came to see some drama so I wasn’t gunna knock him out in the 2nd round. T

Ut oh.

I figure most likely scenario is getting road head and as you climax involuntarily hit the key fob with your knee and crash into the jersey barrier at 85 with your coworkers head in your lap... your wife will not be happy if present at your funeral, but what did she expect when you bought a mid-life crisis Camaro ?

If flying freshman girls to south beach makes you a douchebag, then consider me miles davis!