let’s start a website

on the bright side, we should all be dead by then

Would have been better if Matt Damon played Marbury.

The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Are you goal oriented? I think I figured out that the reason that I’m frequently jealous of other people’s successes isn’t because I want to be pregnant, get married, write a book, etc., but because I envy their ability to set a goal and then achieve it. I own a house and I have a job. But I don’t really have any…

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.

This was sort of predicted by Futurama in the episodes I Dated a Robot and Proposition Infinity.

At least for the last guy, sure.

Fuck these NFL highlight tweets. Almost every single one requires following links that open three different browser windows before I can actually watch the clip on my phone. No highlight is worth that hassle.

That poor kid. Not only is he a Wizard fan, but his mom is giving someone a very unenthusiatic handjob right behind his back.

Yesterday, a DNC meeting held by Brazile apparently became so contentious that a staffer only identified as “Zach” was reportedly booed as he openly questioned whether anyone at the top of the organization should be trusted going forward.

We need diversity in who owns the media outlets as well

Phrasing

Her heart is killing the Great Barrier Reef

Here’s my problem with the show: four episodes in, and I have yet to develop any kind of emotional attachment or even response to any of the characters. I am watching a complex plot unfold, but I simply don’t care about the characters. All I have is this idle curiosity of trying to figure out what the hell is going…