Because then that would be the obvious winner and this question would be closed.

Is anyone else having issues with the goddamn timeshare ad taking over the whole phone screen? It’s making it really unenjoyable to visit GMG sites...

Look at his chest and shoulders man. Buff!

FYI, Doctors “spending less on administration and overhead” essentially translates to fewer middle class administrative jobs and/or lower income. Since Splinter loves labor so much, you should be aware of that tradeoff.

It’s quite a prodigious name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Haas

Not attacking your post at all, I thought some of the points in the article were valid. But when they throw in things like that, it just makes me want to bang my head against a wall.

That article seriously lists “Pornography was discovered in Avery’s residence” as EVIDENCE OF A MURDER. WTF?!

It bothers me so much how women pretend to be so creeped out about guys talking to them, yet they fantasize all day about some Prince Charming sweeping them off their feet. It drives me absolutely crazy. Made up your goddamn minds or my head is going to explode!

This school is pretty close to the Castro; I’m sure they will.

Thank you, this is exactly what happened to me and how I felt.

I think ClickHole is mocking you guys? http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-h…

Am I the only person that thought Budapest Hotel was mediocre at best? I like Wes Anderson, but this was certainly not one of his better films.

Jesus Christ I think this joke is done.

Everything about this comment is wrong.

I support this 100%. I actually tried re-starting Lost on Netflix a few weeks ago and my friends thought I was crazy because "it was so terrible." But it wasn't terrible. We all loved it up until the end; it completely captured our interest and imaginations. And yes, watching it now that we know the end certainly…

God I wish NFL GMs read Deadspin so they could see this comment. What a clusterfuck this season has been.

I love how she positioned this as a path to a promotion as well. Not being sarcastic; she's identifying a major flaw in the system and is nominating herself to fix it. Kudos to her.

Because that would be ignoring the whole point of the article-that the "cl" looks like a "d". Not a D.

Right, the same way you throw bananas at black players. So much better.

CookieCocks.