The evolution of the Garbage Truck ;)

Are you goal oriented? I think I figured out that the reason that I’m frequently jealous of other people’s successes isn’t because I want to be pregnant, get married, write a book, etc., but because I envy their ability to set a goal and then achieve it. I own a house and I have a job. But I don’t really have any…

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Goodness, both fucking Affleck’s with oscars. To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all. Fuck the oscars for fucking giving best picture to La La Land.

This was sort of predicted by Futurama in the episodes I Dated a Robot and Proposition Infinity.

At least for the last guy, sure.

Fuck these NFL highlight tweets. Almost every single one requires following links that open three different browser windows before I can actually watch the clip on my phone. No highlight is worth that hassle.

That poor kid. Not only is he a Wizard fan, but his mom is giving someone a very unenthusiatic handjob right behind his back.

Yesterday, a DNC meeting held by Brazile apparently became so contentious that a staffer only identified as “Zach” was reportedly booed as he openly questioned whether anyone at the top of the organization should be trusted going forward.

We need diversity in who owns the media outlets as well

Phrasing

Her heart is killing the Great Barrier Reef

Get off the computer Jed, it’s almost bedtime.

It is a publicly traded company.

He released a statement about the Trump tape so by law he had to be both a husband and father.

Malcolm Gladwell had a great podcast this summer on why nobody in the NBA shoots underhand free throws, even if it would definitely help their percentage. Worth a listen

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.