You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

If you have zero interest in any of those movies, you have bad taste in movies.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Just put the clip on repeat and you can reach the climax

I think you are forgetting a little known, HILARIOUS show called The Big Bang Theory.

That’s what the show is called, though.

I feel like this show deserved one more season to make it really good. I like Jonathan Groff a lot but Patrick as a character was not really fun to follow.

According to FiveThirtyEight intern Kyle Wagner

We gonna do this forever....

A fresh lawsuit from T.J. Maxx, funded by Peter Thiel, should be filed momentarily.

Aliens: Don’t mind us. This time we just want a little piece out of the middle of all of them.

They’re going to build a holo-deck dome in the middle of Dolores park, where you can rent Oculus Rift units for $5,000 a game and pretend you’re actually in the game, shooting three pointers and getting cursed out by Draymond Green.

It’s a play on words, not a pun.

I’m actually glad you typed enough words before the reveal, because it gave me one or two more excuses to scroll up before the reveal and I actually did see it before, on like the third try.

::PEDANTRY WARNING::

“Let’s see what’s in the funbag today!”

They did make a great cameo on one of the best episodes of South Park ever, so I’ll give them that. But I couldn’t name two Radiohead songs if my life depended on it.

Do Not Masturbate While Seated

Chin up, St. Louis. At least your football team will go undefeated this season.

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...