Regressing is steadily becoming one of the best sites on the Kinja network. This and Paleofuture. Please keep it up.

I guess they filled out the same [name of planet] [upward movement] ad-lib form that gave us "Mercury Rising."

Sometimes I'm just like, "ZOMG these people are so damn stupid LOL." But then other times I'm like, "Wow, our educational system is a complete failure, and I'm actually scared for the future of our country."

I think you've had a couple very unlucky experiences. I've used Airbnb over 15 times and have loved it each and every time.

Awesome. Can't wait to see him at Viva Saturdays.

"And then the Hyperloop will crash and kill that kid."
Literally just spit up coffee all over my keyboard.

The link to the Yahoo page doesn't seem to be working, FYI.

You guys know there's an actual button now to +1 something, instead of typing it

Just a few weeks ago they were popping up on the right side. I really liked the way that looked. Now I guess they're trying drive more "clicks" to those articles, but this is really terrible.

Eddie Jones FTW.

Can we all finally admit that the Paul Gasol for Marc Gasol trade wasn't the "worst deal ever" for the Grizz? Yeah it got the Lakers a couple of championships, but it positioned the Grizzlies way better for the future (aka now)...

I imagine this part wasn't in the original AP photo?

So, AJ got her for his new site?

This guy...

Did you read the article? The ads will now be targeted based on much more that what your friends "Like." That's why this is good.

I agree 100%. Wouldn't people rather have ads that are relevant to what you want to buy, than some stupid ad for something you don't care about? The data is protected—they can have all the data they want from me as long as they help me discover new and interesting things.

I re-read that answer 3 times to make sure I wasn't missing it. But yeah, it's not there.

You're looking at their arms, when you should be looking at their bodies colliding.

Anal sex.

So true. It's pretty mindblowing how they master the burger yet can't make decent fries.