I can't decide who I want to lose more.

He really tried to ask a hard hitting question, he just didn’t actually ask a question.

Did he ask a question? (I really don’t know since the first part of his statement didn’t come across really clearly.)

Pretending Whitlock doesn’t exist is never a dick move

On the one hand — dick move by the other reporter for just jumping in there before Kaep has a chance to answer Whitlock’s question.

On the other hand, kind of a lame, smells-of-respectability-politics question from Whitlock, so... I’ll call that a wash.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Great. Now I want to go to McDonalds.

CTE is real, folks.

wow, just wow. You are on top of your game today.

“Don’t worry,” one Spanish child said. “Sometimes you just have to suffer the slings and arroz.”

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

If you’re the type of person who plays Bucs vs. Broncos in Philadelphia, maybe the game isn’t the only thing with a glitch.

I look forward to my Orioles once again shitting the bed against them in the ALDS in the near future.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

+1 Hope Solo Cup

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

Man, I’d love to see Wilson’s Google history the day before it happened. Do you think he just read the Wikipedia articles?

Serves these people right for going to a god damn godsmack show in the first place.