This was incorrectly attributed to the Sox' AAA affiliate. It was in fact posted to the twitter of their DD affiliate.

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

Guys, are we not going to discuss the guy wearing a fucking helmet? Covered in stickers? AND A VISOR?

Bald-headed motherfucker?

I find this quite stimulating.

I never see these in soccer anymore!

As if Patriot tight ends aren't accustomed to a little violence?

Allen Bestwick may have had the best line about the whole situation, "When I asked which driver's shirt he was wearing while doing this, I found out... He wasn't wearing a shirt."

If it wasn't for the potential damage to those nicely painted cars, I'd be all for letting Darwin work his magic.

'Merica

Poor doggy, he's probably wondering why nobody wants to be his new best friend.

I've come to expect such odious behavior from Garfield Heights.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe this would have counted in England.

Yeah....been looking at that. It's a fucking shame...dead men don't get to control the narrative.

You'll like this, then: http://iftheygunnedmedown.tumblr.com/

Context? Dude, he's eating pussy!

HUNTER PENCE DOESN'T WEAR BATTING GLOVES BECAUSE THEY "MAKE HIS HANDS FEEL YUCKY"

IT WOULD BE INSULTING TO OSTRICHES TO SAY THAT HUNTER PENCE RUNS LIKE AN OSTRICH