Don't worry, D'Brick's got this one.

You forgot to hashtag that.

I'm sorry, that's the worst sentence I've ever typed.

"I'm all about that stanchion, boss."

Satan — Indiana. Potaytoe — Potahtoe.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

In the end, it doesn't really matter. Christian Ponder has already shown he doesn't discriminate which color jersey he throws to.

If Belichick uses LOL in a way that's not describing a play in which they sweep left off a lineman, I'm going to scream.

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

Still pretty brilliant.

Cool, so we don't have to cry for them this time?

I actually model my life after 1980s snobs versus slobs b-comedy. Up to you to figure out which side I represent.

This is the internet. The only things people want to do is tear down others, be negative, and get their "LOL's" on by posting dumb gif's.

comic sans. I use that shit for everything!

Typically you have to pay good money at a freakshow to see a woman with four boobs...

You are probably right - - - sounds a lot like going to a Philadelphia Eagles game.

I'm all too familiar with this demographic. I grew up in a small town outside of Houston. One thing that I could never wrap my head around, was their allegiance to either Bud, Miller, or Coors. Even though all of these beers tasted pretty much the same, you were a "queer" if you didn't drink their preferred brand. …

That is the cleanest I've ever seen Pittsburgh.