You give my 4 students from Ghana a sad.

Vertical videos kill my freedom.

TURN

I know the first thing I'm thinking about when LOSING MY SHIT is whether or not im holding my phone in portrait or landscape.

"Oh, crap." -Terry Collins

Nick Young turned it down for what?

They're looking for people who know how to use Google.

#1: Tim Tebow: Great quarterback, or Greatest Quarterback?

I figured the first question is "do you follow Johnny Football and LeBron James on Twitter and Instagram?"

What I have learned from years of watching Maury Povich episodes is that when someone says they are more than 100% sure of something, the chances that it is a lie increase as the percentage increases. Those who are really telling the truth will say they are "100% sure." The liars say things like "A million percent…

Jesus Christ that was good

Earlier today, Charles had something to say to people who were upset by his words about the larger women in San Antonio. (Spoiler alert: It wasn't an apology.)

No one gives two shits about the delirious rantings of an 81 year old racist. I don't know if his excuses, or his wife's attempts to control the team are more pathetic. Both of them can go die.

This is clearly a fake.

So, if you're making skinny players fat, would you have one where David Wells looks like David Cone?

I love how for a split second, the fan who grabs the home run ball in the 2nd clips is also fat.

Apparently, according to biased sources (8p9s), unbiased sources are erroneously reporting that the Pacers all hate each other. Which means obvious stuff, like they probably all hate each other. But Turner doesn't fit in, so it's rather surprising the rest of the team didn't let Stephenson murder Turner.

As with anything involving Stephenson and Turner, less than 40% of the shots actually connected.

Now we need an app to convince all our friends to also join all the other apps.