By the way, Deathsaurus and Star Saber are both from Victory instead of Masterforce.

Mickey Mouscapade isn’t that bad!

I had both of those games, and they were steaming piles of garbage (the Haunted Mansion level and Small World R/C racing level in Magic Kingdom were fun, though). Mousecapades, though...oof. No saving grace to be found there.

Ask and ye shall receive:

+1 God restarting the earth

Sure no one can catch Chelsea. They’re 6 points up over second place with 24 games to play with a win worth 3 points, and draw 1. It is mathematically impossible to catch them.

Lincoln’s krilling it.

And then UEFA made the dragon blue to keep it consistent with their colour scheme. No explanation for why it looks so dorky, though.

Welp, there goes their shot at winning the AFC East...

I’m waiting for the blog posts on the demise of the “more traditionally run to European eyes” NASL. That’s worth a lot of grousing.

Mike Rotunda is one of my OSW Boys™, you take that back!

Issac Yankem, DDS for Surgeon General?

Well, at least we know who’s gonna be the new head of the IRS.

You think Trump’s going to be a good President?

The Rise and Fall of the Third Mic

No write-up on the greatest series in MLS history? I thought you guys liked soccer here.

As a general rule of thumb, adjectives are minor league. “Rays” is so much better than “Devil Rays,” and “Ducks” infinitely preferable to “Mighty Ducks.” Trademark issues obviously stand in the way, but I can see a future where they drop the “Golden” and everyone is better off for it.

The very first thing a recruit does when they join the military is raise their right hand and swear an oath. The very first line of that oath is that person swearing to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America, against all enemies, foreign or domestic.

It isn’t Billy Haisley.