Yeah, I’ll still watch my team. I find myself caring increasingly less about games not involving my team. 

Both leagues are aging much better than this joke.

I think that for American soccer, sending a percentage of talented young players to Europe while at the same time taking in a percentage of older Euro stars like Rooney and Zlatan is an ok place to be.

There’s different levels of “give a shit”, I think. Only the top 3 tiers of league are professional; the fourth is semi-pro, and everything below that are amateur regional leagues run by individual German states. By the time you get down to the 11th division or so, you’re looking at what in America might be city rec…

I don’t know that they’d be in the final, but I think it’s fair to say that they would have put up a better fight than ND, and that was with their back-up QB.

Yeah....definitely not playoff level. They’d probably get beat like 30-3 or some shit. Thank god we weren’t subjected to that.

Burrow had an angle on the ball carrier. It was ruled a legal hit because the block wasn’t unnecessary contact. 

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

“Why do you hate the Dolphins so much, Dad?”

Pretty sure it was Gesicki who fumbled 

When the guy accused of rape

Jesus fuck this is an awful take.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaawich

Reminded me of this:

That is a strangely worded lede.

The league is in a bit of a no-win situation:

For those that have not seen Joe Vs. The Volcano...shame on you!

South Africa looks like Dallas in the ‘80s?

Most excellent use of the Hart Attack.

This is essentially what the SPL does, breaking the teams apart towards the end of the season so that the top teams can play each other for hardware and places in Europe and the bottom teams can fight each other to see who doesn’t get relegated.