I once had a fly land in my beer. I was seated outside. I asked for a new beer, thinking I would get a replacement free of charge... the waitress charged me for a 2nd beer. Not only that, she told me this joke:

An American, and Englishman, and a Scotsman are having beers.

It will probably be a lot quieter at the Braves games.

And someone remind me the last time the US ran a surplus...surely that was under a republican, riiiight?

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

well have you considered just doing the same thing but at braves games?

I sure hope someone kept into the gap to grab the rear carriage while their feet held onto the front carriage so the train held together...

Donnie Dotard is absolutely hoping for a government shutdown. It’s like a snow day for him where he can stay home from Presidenting and watch TV all day!

UK Update:

Perfect summation of Trump; make a stupid, nonsensical political point and then, oh yeah, issue a meaningless stement of condolence. What a total horse’ ass this guy is.

The way train brakes typically work is... you have a pressurized line from car to car, and a pressure reservoir in each car.

And James May’s legions of fans purchased over 2000 Dacia. Huzzah!

Don’t be fooled, she’s fucking nuts.

These photos always make me realize that he views the sun as competing with him for attention. He has to make the situation about himself, his brave, unshielded willingness to call out the sun, put it on notice for the cameras.

Drumpf’s tiny, smooth brain.

Hillary did 11 hours in a televised Congressional hearing on Bhenghazi. Surely Trump, with his superior stamina and attention span, could sit through one interview?

I would pay a hundred dollars cash money to watch Mueller and his team question this idiot live.

May’s already a shambling revenant so she might as well have some fun! “Now, listen, everyone, I ABSOLUTELY FORBID YOU to go to X Airstrip on August 15 at 2:37 pm with signs and costumes and rotten eggs! Do you understand? NO!”

Trump can’t even guarantee no Trump protests when he visits places in America, and we elected that motherfucker! Does he think Theresa May is a magician?

That’s what put me back in the hospital in the first place.