I’m entirely okay with an absolutist monarchy under Queen Viola I.

Stopped clocks and all that. She’s a terrible dumpster fire of a human being who was perfectly willing to shill her husband’s racist conspiracy theories on television and she whatever she reaps, it is neither more nor less than what the bitch has sown.

She married a racist POS and spread his racist birther narrative on TV. She wanted to be rich. This is the price she pays. Can we stop feeling sorry for her?

Way easier to call Viola a hater than to hold Melania accountable for any of her actions huh?

She is especially interested in season 1.

Meh, seems a bit petty and all roads lead to Trump type thinking but Viola handled it well and didn’t get nasty about it, which I think was a classy and kind thing to do. Bit sick of hearing poor melania is trapped and a prisoner with no volition of her own.

I think Melania likes that show because she’s getting ideas.

One wonders if Melania is allowed one on one time with anybody that isn’t her husband. I think her strings are constantly being pulled by some stubby, orange fingers...

How to Get Away With Murder is an aspirational quote to Melania.

Correction,

I mean, what is “attempted murder,” honestly? Do they give a Nobel Prize for “attempted chemistry”?

 driven by immigration hawk Stephen Miller

“You know, these substantiated attacks on our President are just so tiresome. I wish we could get back to covering the pointless outrage-trigger issues that Real Americans really care about.”

Trump is getting booed during his speech at Davos. This is hilarious and it has to be a massive blow to his ego. He also insists the NYT story about him wanting to fire Mueller is “fake news”, when his own best buddy Hannity was forced to admit it was true.

“Normally, passengers found to be smoking on non-smoking flights will at least face a fine (up to $5,000) and at worst be arrested and detained upon landing.”

Thanks for being a selfish prick who puts your own selfish pleasure over the safety of your fellow passengers.

It’s not even danger. Even if you didnt ignite the goddamn plane you could hypothetically set off an alarm that would necessitate pilot action. You’ve been doing this for 30 years and still act like a 15 year old about it.

It’s about not doing something that could remotely fuck up the flight for other folks merely to enjoy a high on an airplane. I also vape nicotine juice and it’s crossed my mind to just hop in the bathroom for a few puffs but you know what? If I set off a smoke detector and get that plane turned around I have fucked up…

It’s the open flames, dingus. Aside from the legal ramifications of getting caught, you’ll be promptly added to the no-fly list, so have fun never flying again! Another method, just get a vape pen and take a few hits before getting on the plane? Just don’t fuck around up there with any sort of heating element or fire.…

Yes, how dare I try to keep my crew and customers safe by preventing you from having an open flame in a plane. And how dare the FAA mandate that people aren’t allowed to smoke due to safety reasons. And how dare I suggest that you stay sober while travelling in a tight quarters with a hundred other people so that you…