Though thanks to the timing, we can’t rule out chaos caused by an early winter storm, that Royal Mail workers have voted for industrial action in the run-up to Christmas which could affect postal ballots, and (possibly the most British excuse ever) - many voting facilities have prior bookings for school pantomimes (as…

You left out my all time favourite Jeremy Vine moment (sorry America):

You’re on the money.

‘So many people conveniently forget that Turkey is a big trading partner of the United States, in fact they make the structural steel frame for our F-35 Fighter Jet.’

Bombshell quote from a national security council official:

Interestingly, the tariffs are on Scotch whisky, but not Irish whiskey. Which shows the power of the Irish lobby in Washington and the meaningless ‘Special Relationship’. This should be a strong lesson to the UK government about just how seriously Congress is going to back up the Republic when it comes to the UK’s…

It looks like a BMW i3 was humped by a Dualit toaster.

I know nothing about an Air Force plane landing at an airport (which I do not own and have nothing to do with) near Turnberry Resort (which I do own) in Scotland, and filling up with fuel, with the crew staying overnight at Turnberry (they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

“I can reveal to you that several months ago, I met with the Danish ambassador and I proposed that they sell Greenland to us,”

If we’re going to have illuminated signs or mascots on our cars, can we have something half as good as these ones made by Lalique in the late 1920s?

From when Perry was appointed:

I hope the Icelanders take the opportunity to welcome Pence in the name of the true gods, Þór and Odin and then offer him the traditional meal of hákarl and svið:

Guess who filed different financial figures for a Scottish golf course?

One story about a completely normally-functioning US government.

I should also point out Johnson’s disparaging use of ‘hand-knitted’ to describe the incredible code in the Apollo computers, written by the finest computer scientists in the World, including one Margaret Hamilton - seen here with her source code for the Apollo Guidance Computer:

Our American friends might have missed the latest idiocy from the posh moron about to be installed by an audience of superannuated bigots. Today Johnson talked about the Irish border as follows:

Do we need some Randy Rainbow? I think we do:

I find it hard to believe he’s READ a book, let alone written one. There’s an utterly bovine air about the whole Trump clan - and it’s not just the bullshit they spout.

Absolutely amazing series. Have another upvote.

Definite upvote for My Dad Wrote a Porno (now a touring show and soon to be on HBO). The shared listening experiences they run from time to time are awesome - especially if you are on the Underground and are trying to spot the other Blinkers.