You’re overlooking a Trump business opportunity - prisoners now become workers in competitive low-cost manufacturing centres turning out branded clothing. Worked for Hugo Boss.

Trump praised Kim for having a “powerful voice” that had “never been heard before,”

A key difference is that, as Trevor, Adam Scott only acts the part of a demon. McConnell embodies the mediocrity of evil.

An interesting old quote from one [puts on reading glasses] Boris Johnson, on why Boris Johnson is happy to keep the buses story in the media even though it makes him seem a bit of an idiot.

All of Johnson’s interns will have been set to work painting empty wine boxes.

Johnson has a track record of painting on buses with disastrous consequences:

Not sure about all of them, but Southwest and American are cancelling flights because they just don’t have enough planes. Norwegian cancelled some routes such as Shannon and Cork to the US which require the MAX and offered people free switches to flight from Dublin. Not sure how this affects Norwegian’s finances which…

You’re right. Perhaps the most famous is HMS Prince of Wales, sunk in December 1941 in the South China sea has been extensively demolished by scrap metal dealers. She was a recognised war grave for more than 300 sailors and it is also a violation of the rules of the UN International Salvaging Commission.

You’re right, and evidence of that expansion is going on. Despite Washington making disapproving noises, European countries are signing up to China’s ‘Belt and Road’ project.

The real genius of the BBC debate was that at the end of it, the BBC and two members of the public who took part are under investigation - and not any of the creeps who want to ruin the country.

He’s also really sore that the extra defence spending he’s been demanding from the Europeans is going into European defence manufacturers rather than them buying more high-quality products from Boeing and Lockheed Martin.

“Iran to defy Uranium Stockpile Limits”

Hasn’t he just turned the old US Airways livery upside down?

Knowing this White House’s slick media operation: tonight, under the cover of darkness, a 30m tall Douglas fir will be planted in a completely different spot in the White House grounds. Tomorrow, Trump will give the press a photo op at the tree to show its clear health and denounce fake news.

Not sure where he’d have seen the crowds - he landed at Stanstead which is in the middle of nowhere, flew straight to central London over a neatly mown penis. Went into the Ambassador’s residence, flew from there to Buckingham Palace, car to Westminster Abbey, helicopter back in the evening...

Meanwhile, over at Madame Tussauds, the trolling has been upped to 11:

I don’t have Sky Atlantic, so I haven’t been able to watch it yet, but by the sounds of it the production crew have gone to every length to ensure they are being accurate. All that ‘tits and dragons’ money HBO is sitting on is being well-spent.

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Parts of the series were also filmed at the Ignalina nuclear plant in Lithuania which housed a pair of the same reactors as Chernobyl. Closure of the RBMKs was a condition of Lithuania joining the EU and the plant is gradually being dismantled.

Tarmac is from tarmacadam, a combination of asphalt and macadam. ‘What’s macadam?’ I hear you ask, well its a compacted mixture of sharp gravel and fine binding material created by the very Scottish engineer John McAdam in the early 19th Century when the UK was busy re-discovering how to build proper roads. Macadam…