iCowboy
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iCowboy

I can offer you some stale nachos and the clown troupe currently running Brexit.

Excellent - I have a fantastic idea for redoing all of the Marvel movies with Muppets - still interested?

Meanwhile - you-know-who:

Air traffic controllers not turning up in Atlanta during the run-up to Super Bowl weekend would end it.

It’s not just Mini Mussolini; something has also been growing on Eric for a while now - are they sprouting?

You’re quoting ‘The Express’? A paper that makes the ‘Daily Mail’ look like a credible news source.

The Brexiteers favourite (only?) economist, Patrick Minford, has said that no deal Brexit and the imposition of WTO rules means the complete destruction of the automobile sector - along with the aerospace industry (we are number 2 in the World) and most U.K. agriculture. Apparently this is no biggie.

It was a crashingly dull movie made worse by all the hype that it had been impeccably researched and would give an accurate view of hacking.

The song and dance sequence in Paddington 2's end credits has to be one of the finest things ever committed to celluloid.

A YouGov poll this week:

Let it be Thanos.

I strongly suspect the only way out is for the UK to follow the example of some of our former African colonies and arrange for an army colonel to appear on the evening news saying that order has been restored, everything is under control and there will be elections some time in the future.

The UK is a €2 trillion economy leaving the Union which is going to have budgetary effects on the EU as well as causing a huge amount of dislocation as industries, services and citizens try to adjust to the idiocy of Westminster.

Let me get this straight - we’re now in a place where Kellyanne Conway is accurately fact-checking the White House?

As always, get yourself a visual dictionary that lets you find a picture in the book and point to what you need. I always carry a copy of Point It: Traveller’s Language Kit by Dieter Graf. It costs a few pounds, fits in any pocket and is cheap enough you can give your copy to your host or guide so they can help other

Icelandic - being a Nordic language derived from languages spoken in Scandinavia naturally has completely different words for push and pull from Swedish and Norwegian;

ID cards are a terrible idea when they’re linked to the sort of intrusive national database planned by New Labour.

Having lived in the Blessed Phyllis’s constituency I can tell the world the reason she was voted out was because you couldn’t put a cigarette paper between her and the worst of the Blair policies.

Does this mean that thing on his head is actually a dead cat?

I especially liked Chris Grayling’s suggestion that he had chosen Seaborne Freight (which just happens to have connections to a major Tory donor) because he wanted to back British start-up companies. Like it was a fucking episode of ‘Dragon’s Den’ (‘Shark Tank’ for our US friends) rather than a matter of national