Does this mean that thing on his head is actually a dead cat?

I especially liked Chris Grayling’s suggestion that he had chosen Seaborne Freight (which just happens to have connections to a major Tory donor) because he wanted to back British start-up companies. Like it was a fucking episode of ‘Dragon’s Den’ (‘Shark Tank’ for our US friends) rather than a matter of national…

That was coming from the self-confessed pussy grabber.

I wonder if any of Hesse employees rent from the Kushner slumlords?

Bad Pete King also has no problems with terrorism provided it is in Northern Ireland:

The Trump Shuttle between 1989 and 1992 using Eastern’s assets and landing slots. As with all things Trump, it had gold lavatories.

We need to get her and Miriam Margolyes together on the couch and just let the camera roll.

‘Iraqi officials are now demanding the withdrawal of all American troops from their country after Trump’s surprise visit to a military base in Iraq.’

What? The people literally putting themselves in front of a bullet aren’t being paid right now?

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‘EnviroBuild name an amphibian in honour of Donald Trump’s commitment to environmental issues.’

‘He can’t even build a wall, but yeah he is totally going to build a new branch of the military.’

‘My parents were on an Antarctic cruise with them’

There was also today’s trip to Brussels for May where she got to hear the phrase ‘the negotiations are over, the problem’s on your side’ in all 27 official EU languages.

Trump: It’s incredible, even when I flew over here you see the ship and it’s really small, then you approach and it’s really big.

Trump: It’s incredible, even when I flew over here you see the ship and it’s really small, then you approach and it’s really big.

Disappointed that Australia didn’t name it after any of their toxic native creatures - you know the Taipan, the Mulga, the Huntsman, Tony Abbott...

Give him a break - Pence was in a room with a woman other than Mother and it was all he could do to control his passions.

Definitely a job for the Top Gear Technology Centre - after all, how hard can it be?

N’ah - we like most of our Australian visitors.