AKA the ‘Benny Hill’ music - Creepy fat old man leering at and chasing much younger women - yep, that fits.

If Trump had been on Titanic, he’d have been the first to don a dress and shove his way to the front of the queue to get on the first lifeboat.

Somewhere Megyn Kelly sobs into her fifth cosmo of the day and wonders where it all went wrong.

Trump’s former National Security Advisor (and felon who pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI) Mike Flynn is having to sell his house to pay his legal fees.

Can someone see if Helen Mirren and Meryl Streep want to team up and make the movie of your idea?

‘Not to sound naive or anything, but I believe President Xi meant every word of what he said at our long and hopefully historic meeting.’

‘Hopefully OPEC will be keeping oil flows as is, not restricted. The World does not want to see, or need, higher oil prices!’

This from the party that says a President can’t appoint a Supreme Court justice in their final year.

After all the trouble we went to making those invisible fighter jets he likes so much?

Trump (December 2018 edition):

My imagination or did Peña Nieto and Trudeau use proper-grown up pens and Trump used something more like a marker to make his signature bolder?

It’s a French car so she’s almost certainly his mistress.

Sam Gyimah’s resignation was the only substantive thing he managed as Universities and Science Minister.

‘Billions of Dollars are pouring into the coffers of the U.S.A. because of the Tariffs being charged to China, and there is a long way to go.’

‘Stop! Stop! I’m being persecuted!’

Absolutely, but it would also be popular with his American paymasters - they are salivating at the possibility of being able to break into the UK’s healthcare market or to sell agricultural products banned under EU health regulations. Let alone the fire sale that will go on when our manufacturing businesses go to the…

Don’t - she has brought this catastrophe on the nation whilst being insulated by her husband’s millions. She cuddled up to the fundamentalist bigots in the DUP, insulted the millions who voted ‘remain’ by calling them ‘citizens of nowhere’ and steadfastly ignored all the evidence that any form of Brexit was going to…

The BBC is reporting that the Trump administration is actively working with hardline Conservative MPs who aim to defeat Theresa May’s proposed Brexit agreement when it is brought before the Commons.

It‘s a shame that InSight and Rosetta/Philae can’t tweet one another.

I kind of liked the Tarzan movie. Yep, I am the entire box office.