‘if i read that right...... you mean you accidentally killed him before you dissapeared him out of the country to kill him?’

Also jet fuel is much less flammable in the event of a crash than liquid hydrogen.

Except as the video showed, the Hindenburg clearly burned from the inside.

We have every placename in Wales to fuck with outsiders.

I’d rather they spent time asking her why she repeated the Birther shit against Obama and why she allows her husband to make a mockery of ‘Be Best’.

Trump’s internal monologue ‘Jeez this is embarrassing - can you imagine if I rambled on and on about random shit when the cameras are rolling? Ivanka’s looking hot today MAGA!!!!!!!’

UK here. Hi America, love what you’ve done with the language! Now as you know, normally we’d be right there alongside you in these difficult times - but Jesus - have you seen what’s going on over here?

Naturally there’s a tweet for this occasion:

Has anyone told him that Fox News has slashed live coverage of his rallies?

For the first time in more than 18 months, ‘Donald Trump’ isn’t the automatic answer to ‘Who is the biggest asshole in the Oval Office?’

‘I’m sure Trump will manage to find someone even less qualified and more terrifying.’

James Murdoch was executive chair of News International when it hacked the phone of a murdered schoolgirl which interfered with the police investigation and the news it her voicemail had been accessed gave her parents hope that she was still alive. 

“I do stand with women. But we need to show the evidence. You cannot just say to somebody “I was sexually assaulted” or “you did that to me” because sometimes the media goes too far.”

That was the Royal Navy’s strategy in the first half of the 20th Century. Have a fleet that was as large as the next two navies combined. It nearly bankrupted the U.K..

Some farmers will be happy.

It’s so strong that the President of the United States gets mocked by the General Assembly.

Haley on Jared:

It’ll be Tiffany - after all, he doesn’t have a fucking clue who she is.

‘we honor his remarkable accomplishments as a navigator, & celebrate his voyage into the unknown expanse of the Atlantic Ocean.’

I’m getting positively nauseous at the spiralling of Western democracy right now; so apologies if I missed it previously - but is it a new development that Trump has repeated an anti-semitic trope of the far right about Holocaust survivor George Soros?