Oh I wish I hadn’t seen that photograph at the top of the page - those chips look amazing, and I bet they smell even better.

‘I will Chair the United Nations Security Council meeting on Iran next week!’

Naturally, the Soviets move things in a different way - they strapped stuff to the top of the plane. Here’s an Energia core and the Buran orbiter being moved by a Myasishchev VM-T Atlant which was in service before the gigantic Mriya was put into service:

When NASA was designing the Saturn V they were looking at ways of moving the stages from the assembly plants to Florida. For a long time they considered moving some of them by air in the belly of a disused giant flying boat called the Princess.

During a visit to the White House by the Spanish royal family, Trump wanted Spain to build a wall *** across the Sahara ***.

No one can complain now that the ash hasn’t been washed :(

And had a crush on Tony Blair which probably bring about her divorce from Murdoch:

For ‘American’ - replace ‘people’. There’s nothing unusual about the kindness of Americans when others need help.

Speed of its advance will be a big factor in how much damage the storm ends up doing. If it moves slowly, or stalls offshore, it will produce a conveyer belt of rain and storms which could go on for many hours or days. And that means huge amounts of rainfall and flooding.

That note is going to the result of a hilarious/horrifying story about a former Volvo owner and their flat battery.

Because it is still relevant and because we really need the laughs - Randy Rainbow to the rescue:

Isn’t this a clear case for the First Amendment? It’ll be interesting to see if the usual constitutionalists in the Republicans are opposed to what appears to be an infringement of free speech.

They’re terrorists and they want to terrorise people.

Have we done NRA TV taking on - wait for it - *Thomas the Tank Engine* yet?

‘Trump’s most recent trip to Europe—with stops in both England and Ireland’

The Royal Navy looked at it early on in the carrier development (a story that’s worth a book of its own - a long book at that), but quickly realised that fuel oil was going to be much cheaper; and because there would be no need for Rolls Royce to develop a new nuclear reactor - quicker to put into service.

Add a gear for news from the U.K., the CEO of Jaguar Landrover has told a conference of U.K. car makers that he could not guarantee any of the group’s U.K. plants would remain open following Brexit, pointing out that it is cheaper to assemble cars in Slovakia. JLR employs about 40k people in the U.K..

I hear brown snakes are the most affectionate of creatures and love being hugged.

Can be aggressive and attracted to the sound of splashing?

It’s like a high school production of the Borgias featuring only the understudies.