It may only really matter on a track, but high speed aerodynamic stability is a thing regardless of what wheels are driven.

Bless your heart.

I ended up buying two Panameras before I finished the article.

Please don’t go to bat for Mr Iglesias before considering Neon Genesis Evangelion

Seems like people think you’re actually complaining?

It’s been a few years, but I’m finally starting to transition into a better home cook from “800 degree lava rock master” six nights a week. A brand new set of 5-play pans and some nonstick bois to round me out helps a lot, but the biggest difference maker has been TURNING DOWN THE HEAT on my stove. When I made Claire’s…

I can’t find a better picture of it from ‘The Search for Animal Chin’, but the Bones Brigade knew what to do.

5th Gear: Old News.

“This is Onstar, great job on those cones!”

This is not true. MSG is a naturally occurring salt of glutimate and most commercial msg is simply extracted as is from seaweed. If you’ve ever seen good quality Kombu kelp it’s often covered with fine crystals of msg.

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Clueberry sauce

Tom, your articles are always informative based on your ongoing experience in the business, and having you here is a real asset to Jalopnik (a win-win). Thanks.

If they sold Cadillac, it would be one of the world’s best luxury carmakers in half a decade.

Yeah because old people can’t learn anything new & only do things the same way they did in their 20's & certainly don’t keep up with financial trends in any way shape or form. Fuck could you be any ruder about a big old chunk of the population?   Herpa derpa old people be stoopid. 

Telling kids not to listen to their parents is like shooting fish in a barrel.

One very important lesson I learned from my parents is that I can live with a lot less than I think I need. I remembered growing up we will never go on any overseas holidays because that’s the only way my parents can put food on the table.

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Do you know why it’s gone? All you “enthusiasts” who ask me to bring these to the NA market and then buy a CVT Kia Soul instead because you suddenly remember you’re 39 years old 215lbs, make $65K a year and have a wife, 2 kids and a dog.

all about Page’s Okra Grill! Best shrimp and grits in the south... damn good fried chicken too!

I guess y’all try to keep it positive, so you didn’t include this, but: avoid Hyman’s Seafood.  It’s a cheesy tourist trap and you can get better seafood literally anywhere else.