Yeah, where’s the debate? All four of us would need heavy antibacterial refreshment. Let me know when it’s my turn.

If you bought a previous-generation Porsche 911 GT2 RS, I am sorry to inform you that the new 992 2021 Porsche 911 Turbo S is now as quick as your car.

It’s funny to think that in my lifetime (1991) we have doubled the output of the 911 turbo.

I’m still astounded at how relentless Porsche iterates on the 911. One moment you think “oh, this is perfect” then they go make a better one every bloody time. What an absurd thing.

Looks like they lifted that wing off my old Dodge Stealth R/T Twin Turbo. And it has hips like Kim Kardashian in a Latex Suit. I would still drive it though

I was about to make a comment about that, they pick the wrong guy as the model LOL

If I can see Sandra Bullock in that uniform, sure. 

Is Taco Bell the last remaining fast food chain in this future?

No, the real future is that we will plug OURSELVES into the Matrix because reality is too depressing!

The real future is a pill with all your daily needs, and tactile VR food so you can just stuff your face if you want lol. :)

You say warn. I say inspire!

Wall-E tried to warn us.

I like F1 engines even better when they are not in F1 cars.

That almost sounds Italian. Like an Alfa Romeo V6. Not quite as good, but closer than I would have ever expected out of GM. Is that the stock exhaust?

Bigger is Better, Ferrari 712

This is as close as I will get. I Need to get some of these mufflers for my 850 and learn how to TIG Weld 304 Stainless

Maybe nobody actually wants a driverless car?

Whoa! It’s like the car embodyment of David Tracy’s love for frankenstein cars and Andrew Collins’ love for cars he can sleep in.

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The funniest part about this is they reapplied the third brake light in a reasonable spot. This thing looks like it was made with a Sawzall and staplegun in a Home Depot parking lot but yeah, that tailight is going to get it past a safety inspection. Good shit.