I was all like: “this is shit”

You went there. You actually went there. 

Sigh... Here’s your star punmaster.

The shark now wears a leather jacket, rides a motorcycle, and can start the jukebox just by hitting it with his fin.

They used to fire people for things like this. 

Boooooooooo.

So they jumped the shark, turned around, did a drifty skid turn, the shark jumped in the passenger seat, and now is a talking character that fights crime. Figuratively speaking.

Take your filthy, FILTHY star and get out of my sight.

I know that it’s bad form to kink shame.

The real twist is that Deckard is an android.  #payofffrom1982

Yeah, I feel Justin buried the lead here by not mentioning that Fiero. There’s been a critical shortage of RPFs (Rocket Propelled Fieros) throughout the series, up to this point.

As far as dad jokes go, this one ain’t bad.

I’m going to eat an edible, smoke a joint, and watch this shit.

In case you are wondering how Han survived the crash in F3 (spoiler alert, lol). It was all a trick to decive your eyes. Otherwise known as...

I had to scroll way too far down to find this.

A beautiful timeless design

The Zoolander “ To School For Trillion-Dollar Planes That Can’t Shoot Good”

“...these are peak prototype design.”

That CLK GTR is so god damn beautiful. For me, these are peak prototype design.