The fact that you’re comparing Akio to Ruess and Bara is fucking hilarious. Let me know when both have actually taken the C8.R or the suspected C8 GT4 out to a race and legitimately race it.

Aaaaaaand the countdown to 2045 has begun 

Ironic since...

Missed one, although it is a brand of truck rather than a car

That lead picture shows how seriously screwed he's about to get. 

Oh, so you just don’t have a sense of humor then. Got it.

I did, he did not write the initial article. And your comment does not really answer my point.

...he knows Dakar is Dakar.  Maybe read the article the COTD is in?

I usually like your article Bradley, specially the motorcycle ones, but this is one is just a plain let down. Dakar is Dakar and even massive trucks break down due to the terrain.

Que será, será.

Hit up Pep Boys - they should have something you can bolt on.

I can't own a WRX because my ball caps have curved bills and I won't vape.

Someone’s about to get all crabby about “real” 911s real soon

You’re right, 25k buys a real Porsche. The door jamb of this 928 even reflects as such:

Agreed.  I’d take my $25k and get a 996.

Gonna say it.

It’s beautiful. The power is good, even against modern competition.

Something something overnight parts from Japan.

In 2015 I worked at a dealership when one was delivered. They put up the velvet ropes around the Master Tech’s bay so only he and the GM could even get close. It sold for list.

Exactly. They only did that when they were new, to keep people who got very early cars from flipping them.