It seems there’s some agreement with you amongst the editorial staff at DTS. The inclusion of Wolff saying it “isn’t a documentary. It’s more like Top Gun than a documentary” felt a bit … confessional. 

Yes. That there is the point of the story.

Sorry — it’s “easy” to “accidentally” hit the short recessed stalk? While driving? Are you wearing oven gloves?

Yes. Tesla makes some of each of all four of their models here. So that’s four. Name some others, quick! There are shockingly few, given the overall number of models made here in the US.

This is a strange, thin differentiation. And the article does exactly as you ask. It says, “The i4 also has DC fast charging capability, with a charging rate of up to 180 kW, which could get you from 10 to 80 percent battery in just 32 minutes.” So there you go. They tell you the overall range, and that you can get to…

You are free to choose a color or trim where those parts are gray or black, then. Odd comment, really. “White cars are ugly!” Okay, so ... choose a different color.

“The retired iX”?

Fewer. Fewer miles per charge.

The i4 offers dreamy per-mile costs, instant power, and a hatchback. It’s kinda the perfect BMW these days, surprisingly enough, if what you want is a traditional BMW. If you want something like a Z Coupe or an i3/i8 weirdmobile, well, I’m right there with you, but the i4 isn’t that. And for actually making sales,…

Hold it up to a mirror. It’s the word “Alive”, reversed and stylized.

Meanwhile, some of us want the planet to still have humans on it in 500 years, and I’ll trade you sonorous engine sounds for massive increases in torque and mileage, with a side order of predictable emissions.

Hey Ryan, that @elonmusk2 account you quoted was not @elonmusk. Troll account, suspended.

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The Managing Editor of Jalopnik would like to apologize for suggesting you scrap your ice. Instead, try scraping your ice. With an ice scraper. We at Jalopnik do not actually know what an “ice scrapper” is.

Alanis is using English. English has many nuances. Alanis appears to be aware of one with which you are not readily familiar. Let me explain, so that she can keep writing: The title says this car is a “354 HP Monster”. That’s a type of monster. You’re here being offended that someone is calling a Shetland Pony a…

Only true when it was a stupid question.

BREATHE is a verb. BREATH is a noun.

Senior Editor, perhaps you need to call Señor Editor:

That wing is nearly five feet *wide*. Its length goes along the width of the car, therefore it is nearly five feet *wide*.

Plenty, but never enough.