You are free to choose a color or trim where those parts are gray or black, then. Odd comment, really. “White cars are ugly!” Okay, so ... choose a different color.

“The retired iX”?

Fewer. Fewer miles per charge.

The i4 offers dreamy per-mile costs, instant power, and a hatchback. It’s kinda the perfect BMW these days, surprisingly enough, if what you want is a traditional BMW. If you want something like a Z Coupe or an i3/i8 weirdmobile, well, I’m right there with you, but the i4 isn’t that. And for actually making sales,…

Hold it up to a mirror. It’s the word “Alive”, reversed and stylized.

“Literally” still only MEANS “literally”. Abuse of the term will result in a poor usage being included in dictionaries because descriptivists insist on this kind of thing, but that does not change /what it means/. It changes /how it is used/, and perhaps even /how it is defined/, but that is different — quite…

Meanwhile, some of us want the planet to still have humans on it in 500 years, and I’ll trade you sonorous engine sounds for massive increases in torque and mileage, with a side order of predictable emissions.

Hey Ryan, that @elonmusk2 account you quoted was not @elonmusk. Troll account, suspended.

ITS ITS ITS ITS ITS ITS ITS.

The Managing Editor of Jalopnik would like to apologize for suggesting you scrap your ice. Instead, try scraping your ice. With an ice scraper. We at Jalopnik do not actually know what an “ice scrapper” is.

Alanis is using English. English has many nuances. Alanis appears to be aware of one with which you are not readily familiar. Let me explain, so that she can keep writing: The title says this car is a “354 HP Monster”. That’s a type of monster. You’re here being offended that someone is calling a Shetland Pony a…

Only true when it was a stupid question.

BREATHE is a verb. BREATH is a noun.

Senior Editor, perhaps you need to call Señor Editor:

Y’all going to do an article on how the “yearly opioid overdose deaths” statistic includes those from heroin? Any interest in publishing the number of Rx for opioids vs. number of non-heroid opioid O/Ds?

Yes! Just like they legislated heroin away and now no one dies from heroin overdoses. Brilliant strategy. Do you think perhaps they also ought to outlaw mass murder? What about war? Ooh! Or domestic violence? Gosh. You’ve got my vote, paper tiger!

That wing is nearly five feet *wide*. Its length goes along the width of the car, therefore it is nearly five feet *wide*.

Plenty, but never enough.

“delays are causing New Yorkers their wages and jobs.”

Wheat makes me fall asleep.